synonyms for starbucks

I WRITE IN COFFEE SHOPS A LOT.


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WANTED: WRITING BUDDY

Coffee-Shop Writer Seeks Same

Must:

  • Want to go to all the same coffee shops I do at all the same times I do
  • Be someone I can absolutely trust to watch my stuff when I go to the bathroom
  • Find me as incredibly boring as I find you, so we never, ever end up talking for hours instead of writing

Must Not:

  • Jiggle your foot incessantly in the corner of my vision
  • Be a big snob about not going to Starbucks, or only going to Starbucks, or what-have-you
  • Accept any of my excuses for why I can not write today

I will:

  • Watch your stuff when you go to the bathroom
  • Be incredibly-but briefly-enthusiastic about your writing
  • Completely commiserate when nearby people get on your nerves

Hurry Writing Buddy,

Many Thanks,

Synonyms for Starbucks